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The Cat In The Hat

Sugar Alcohol?? Now I understand

Now I know what the hell happened to me. It’s all the SUGAR ALCOHOL!!

I have never seen that before. This was on a bag of candy (that I can’t have anymore thanks to my FNP)
but that will be for another blog post when I’m bored.

The wiki entry of it is as follows: In commercial foodstuffs sugar alcohols are commonly used in place of table sugar (sucrose), often in combination with high intensity artificial sweeteners to counter the low sweetness. Sugar alcohols do not contribute to tooth decay.

Just thought I’d post that. Now I’m off to eat some Wheat Thins and a Bananna.

The Stupid Stimulus $$$

So, where is the $787 Billion of Stimulus money going??

All this fricking money is going towards what?? Tax relief, Medicaid relief? What the heck good is that gonna do? Great, our county “expects” to get $24 million of Medicaid relief over 2 years. What jobs is that going to create?

According to http://www.recovery.gov/ you can track where it goes. Wonder if they have a picture of money being flushed down the toilet too.

Category	BILLIONS of DOLLARS
Tax Relief *State and Local Fiscal Relief Infrastructure and science Protecting the Vulnerable Health Care Education and Training Energy Other	$288 $144 $111 $81 $59 $53 $43 $8

Infrastructure $$ will create jobs. What the hell is Protecting the Vulnerable??

Sleep Time?

Bored as hell. Very Slow at work. Pass the damn stimulus bill. I could use some stimulation you know HAHA

Being slow gives me time to do…………Um??  I hate being slow. I always end up looking around at junk thats been laying around for 10 or 15 years when its slow and wondering WHY THE HELL DO WE STILL HAVE THIS???

And I FINALLY did it. Some guy came in, plopped all his stuff on the counter and proceeded to talk on his cell so loud for about 10 minutes. I went out back, got my phone and googletalked and listened to music at the counter while he talked. People are such asses, arent they?

Another year down

B'Day gifts

What else could you want for your birthday? Carrot Cake, hot tamales, 3 boxes of matches, firestarters and a fire log.  Pretty nice huh??

This is what we get for going out for birthday dinner with BF buddy and his family. Guess he’s trying to tell me something. Either it’s time for a big old bonfire or he’s passing the “torch” so to speak.

Next weekend we’ll melt some snow so I just need him to hold tight. Valentines day bonfire on tap.

It’s Wednesday

It’s cold as heck here today. -5° when me and the dogs were out this morning. Oh well, thats winter I guess.

Sitting here engraving a plate (yeah I’m on the internet too. tough shit. I’m the Pres. after all) Things to do.

• Get the rest of the garbage here on Ebay. Worked out very well do far.
• Order new computers. These 5 year old POS just arent worth the hassle and one morning POOF that will be that when they die.
• Sweep my floor? Na, I havent tripped over the dust yet

Other than that not sure. The plate has just finished engraving. Until next time.

HAHA, How’s this? In the back room Rob Zombie is on the radio, vs. Don Henley from the Eagles in the office.  Who’d win that fight???

: -)

Fun at the legion

Needless to say, we all had a blast at “The Legion”

Dude was playing country music for the most part but who cares. We all had a good time. Final beer count was as follows:

Me – 8
Mrs. – 6
BF Buddy – 7
Mrs. BF Buddy – 3
The Girl’s BF – 12 (Hmmm)
The Girl – ZERO! (good girl)
Accounting Girl #1 ????
Accounting Girl #2 – 4?
Accounting Girl #3 – She was PAST NUMB

Oh and I was convinced that “Old Granddad” was good for me. LOL

It’s almost been a month

Where has the month gone. I havent even blogged yet this year. Go ahead, I SUCK.

Whats new………..not a heck of a lot. Work is going ok. Could be busier, could be slower. Making the best of a crappy economy. Last year ended up pretty good.  Better than I expected, seeing though for a few months I was a week or so ahead on work.

Fat people……I’m realizing how many there actually are. I can see people going into a local restaurant. So many people are FAT ASSES! Seriously. These are the people I see every single day going out to eat. Hmm, can’t they put 2 and 2 together? Some people I see are pretty gross. Wish I could find the picture of the “pregnant guy” I really though he was that guy I heard about who popped out a kid. Gross!

Speaking of fat, our cat steals the rabbits food. Watch the video to see.

The cat likes rabbit food

Winter………yeah it’s winter. The whiners are around…..IT’S COLD. IT’S SNOWING. WHEN WILL SUMMER COME?? During the summer they spout out…IT’S HOT. IT’S RAINING. WHEN WILL WINTER COME.

MOVE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT

Havent had a bonfire in way too long. I cant believe there is almost a foot of snow in the yard. Me and “Bonfire Buddy” need to get off our asses dont you think?

Went to a local “toothless” town’s Legion Hall a couple weeks ago and we’re going again Friday. Band, beer (free beers once in while if the bartender we know is there)

What else….I really need to blog more. I used to blog every single day. Why I havent, beats me. Yell at me. Make me blog. I can actually be funny sometimes.

Enjoy this thanks to “the boy”

Later!

Miscellaneous This And That

Um………everything’s bigger in Texas I assume. Click on the pict to see.

Found this in some of my packing materials. I guess that’s a “after” picture because she seems to be smiling pretty big, RIGHT??

 

Wife got a new car. It’s got Sync on it. So damn cool it isn’t funny. It can even pronounce my last name correctly too. Wonder if when my truck lease is up next year if I’ll get it too? What you think??

Work is slow. The weather today sucks. People don’t drive in the snow. Here’s to a good 2009. Hopefully all this economic stuff will get sorted out. I have high hopes the new Prez. will get something accomplished.

Xmas was good. Everyone was happy. Wife gets to clean floors with her gift and I get to clear trees with mine. She won, didn’t she?

Happy New Year All!